So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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