man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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