You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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