The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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