You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We have started to decorate penises.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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