...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
we're so committed to being not committed
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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