marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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