I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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