How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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