quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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