Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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