Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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