i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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