Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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