Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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