Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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