SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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