Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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