its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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