Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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