i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I understand Curling. That high.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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