You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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