ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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