I'm really into asian looking animals
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
