If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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