I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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