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When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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