i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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