At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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