"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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