I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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