So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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