I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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