...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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