So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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