I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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