even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There are leaves in my underwear?
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