Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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