LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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