Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i just google imaged poop.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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