Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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