he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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