How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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