your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Randomize
