i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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