Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
