Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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