Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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