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i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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