I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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